7.19.2006
Medicine Ball Showdown
It's time for the first ever battle of the medicine-ball heads. Today's contestants are Democrat Senator Ted Kennedy and Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper. The question is, whose head more resembles a teeny tiny face painted on an enormous pink medicine ball?
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6.27.2006
McDonald vs. Jennings
Just 'cause Ken Jennings grabbed a gazillion dollars from Alex Trebek doesn't mean that he's the smartest guy around. My pal Randy Mcdonald can lay a trivia smackdown when it's called for.
6.22.2006
Ann vs. Ralph
The following quotes from Ann Coulter and Ralph Nader have been grossly decontextualized. See if you can guess who said 'm.
- "A leader has the vision and conviction that a dream can be achieved. He inspires the power and energy to get it done."
- "Reagan was a bulldog, completely, implacably right-wing on every issue. He was the right-wing Energizer Bunny."
- ""What passes for "constitutional law" can be fairly summarized as: Heads we win, tails you lose."
- ""The common wisdom holds that "both parties" have to appeal to the extremes during the primary and then move to the center for the general election. To the contrary, both parties run for office as conservatives."
- "Our founders did not oust George III in order for us to crown Richard I."
- "Isn't it about time that the US government stop supporting dictatorships and avaricious oligarchies with our tax monies, munitions and diplomacy?"
- "The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers."
- "The cockles of my heart fail to warm when I think of Ann Coulter."
